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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
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GOD IS BACK, AND GOD IS PISSED.
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What the heaven is that? Honestly. That isn't even me in his icon. Little does everyone know that I have a crew cut, always have and always will until the day I die--whoops! Haha! That day isn't coming anytime soon because I AM IMMORTAL.
Anyway...what a jerkward, right? If you comment on his "blog" telling him he is a jackass, I will make sure you get a good seat in The Annual Heaven Talent Show.
It has been PARTY PARTY PARTY up here recently...Satan even came up and told us to turn it down, haha! I was all, "Back up off, Satan." Nah, we are pretty good friends. But anyway, the September 11th victims are gearing up for a MONSTEROUS BASH. I mean this is going to be a PAR-TAY if you get my drift. Peter Jennings loves a good bash, so I made sure he was dead in time to come.
We've been playing a lot of celebrity poker up here, too. You can just imagine all the fun we have with that.
As a last note: SERIOUSLY, people, you have to quit distracted me with all that "Oh, God!" stuff during sex. I swear I look every time...it always tricks me.
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Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
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Dude I love this song, so I thought I'd post it on here...
When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come around
And the world's alive
With the sound of kids
On the street outside
When you walk into the room
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
When I feel alone
I reach for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at sea
I hear your voice
And it carries me
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of living
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
However, Heaven is in the SKY, my friends, not Earth. Please don't let Belinda Carisle confuse you. Still...it is so catchy. And wouldn't it be funny if heaven really WAS a place on Earth? It's laughable, for sure; if any planet was heaven it would be Shmuhoola, but the humans haven't found that planet yet. John, is it a great planet. Oh by the way, up in heaven we use "John" as in "Oh my John!" and "Johndammit!" because I just feel weird saying my name like that.
So...do you guys have any questions for me? I figured people would be more interested in me, but I guess the fact that I created you means nothing :/
Love,
GOD
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Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
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Johnny Carson is annoying the shit out of me. I'm more of a Chris Farley, or at least John Candy type myself in all honesty. Johnny Carson keeps cracking all these jokes about his initials being JC and it is getting on my last nerve. First of all, Julius Caesar made all those jokes about a zillion years ago, back when they were actually funny. Jes even laughed at a couple of them. And you can imagine all the people that come up here with the initials JC so I am REALLY TIRED OF IT!!!! John Candy knew better, but Johnny Carson, no, he just won't stop! If you are reading this, I'm sorry Johnny, but seriously. One more joke and I am going to take away your neverending M&M privileges.
Other than that, everything is cool. The tsunami victims are finally adapting to everything up here. But fuck, is it getting crowded. JUST KIDDING WE HAVE THE WHOLE SKY!!!
Love,
God
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Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
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I googled my name and came up with this picture for my icon...I think it is pretty funny, lol!
This LJ thing will take some getting used to...in the mean time, start telling me your prayers.
Love,
GOD
p.s. Sorry about the weather. Things are a little hectic up here this time of year.
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